I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
No one explain
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
I can’t stop replaying this over and over and laughing
I wish we got to know that mushroom more because….
maybe it’s f r i e n d l y
- *watches a movie*
- *sees a dog*
- me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.
GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY