#TeamJackOffUntilYouPassOut2k14

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

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noelfieldingnoelfielding:

playing-hard—livin-loud:

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

fucking shit

thatfunnyblog:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God I’m homeschooled.

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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

stand:

what is this from haha

guardians of the galaxy 2

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vulcandroid:

nice gender did your parents pick it out for you

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jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment