if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
When her family thinks she’s mad innocent but shorty done swallowed your whole dick behind the house before coming in to the family gathering
I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.
damn it Radio 2
I just learned a new method for business.
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”